I can

So my lovely friend Nicole made a blogpost awhile ago with some of the things she could do. I thought "hey, I can do stuff!" so today I'm sharing my list with some of the things I can do.

I can salsa.

I can stay up for almost 3 days after being on a plane for 12 hours.

I can spend money really quickly.

I can do a cartwheel.

I can push through thousands of people to get from one stage to another at ACL.

I can make an awesome breakfast.

I can eat. A lot.

I can make any baby smile.

I can be really sarcastic.

I can understand Yourba, to an extent.

I can sing any Florence + The Machine song from Ceremonials.

I can remember the most random facts about people.

I can remember most peoples middle names.

I can eat an entire burrito from chipotle without spilling a grain of rice.

I can design really simple things in photoshop.

I can draw whales and owls pretty well.

I can almost recite the Great Dictator speech.
I can interpret r-squared. (I'm a statistics nerd)

That's some of the things I can do. What can you do?